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1. SUCCESS 从对成功的定义看……
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功的男人就是：挣得永远比老婆花得多。
成功的女人就是：能找到上述那样的老公。
2. MARRIAGE 从对婚姻的看法看……
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does.
女人嫁给一个男人，希望他能改变，可他不。
男人娶了一个女人，希望她永远不变，可她变了。
3. DRESSING UP 从穿着看……
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
买东西，浇花，倒垃圾，接电话，读书和取信的时候，女人都会打扮。
看到男人穿的正式点，那不是去婚礼就是去葬礼。
4. MONEY 从花钱购物看……
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
只要用得着，即便值1美元却卖2美元的东西，男人也会买。
只要在打折，2美元的东西只卖1美元，就算用不着，女人也会买。
5. ARGUMENTS 从争论看……
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that...is the beginning of a new argument.
任何争论都以女人说最后一句话为结束。
男人在女人之后说的任何话……都将成为新一轮争吵的开始。
6. OFFSPRING 从对孩子的态度看…
A woman know all about her children. She knows about romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
女人了解孩子的方方面面，包括他们的罗曼史，好朋友，喜欢的食物，心底的恐惧、希望以及梦想。
男人模模糊糊地知道和一些小人儿们住在一起。
